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Warning: Retired Person Knows Everything and Has Plenty of Time to Tell It – 15 oz Black Polar Camel Coffee Mug

Warning: Retired Person Knows Everything and Has Plenty of Time to Tell It – 15 oz Black Polar Camel Coffee Mug

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$5.00 USD
$5.00 USD
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They’ve earned their wisdom—and now they’ve got all day to share it. This 15 oz black Polar Camel mug reads: “Warning: Retired person knows everything and has plenty of time to tell it.” Double-wall insulated to keep coffee hot while the stories roll. No lid included. Hand wash only. Do not microwave.

Condition: Chapter 1 (New)

The Story Behind the Price

We found these mugs as part of a business liquidation lot—a little overlooked inventory with plenty of life left in it. That’s the kind of discovery we love at The Storied Shelf: everyday items with character, offered at a price that feels as easy as your first cup of coffee.
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The Condition of Our Finds

Unless noted otherwise, all items are unused and in their original packaging, but the packaging may show light wear from storage or transit. We don’t source directly from manufacturers — just from interesting places with great deals — so while the product is new, the box might have a little character.

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