You’re not falling apart. You’re just… recalibrating.
The Emotionally Recovering Edition is for low-energy self-care days when rest, caffeine, and honesty are the only real plan. This bundle mixes cozy comfort with unapologetic attitude, because healing doesn’t have to be quiet or cute.
Inside you’ll find an eye mask for opting out, a no-nonsense journal for getting things out of your head, soft scrunchies for barely-trying hair days, a candle to set the “leave me alone” mood, and a mug to fuel whatever comes next. It’s not about fixing everything, it’s about getting through the day without losing your mind.
Adult humor included. If sarcasm isn’t your coping mechanism, this one’s not for you.
Bundle Includes:
Do Not Disturb Sleep Mask
Let That S*it Go - Guided Journal
A Set of Two Scrunchies
Brown sugar scented 6oz Soy Blend Candle
15oz Do Not Disturb Ceramic Mug
Condition: Chapter 1 (New)
The Story Behind the Find
This inventory was acquired in bulk from the now closed brand Smartass & Sass. These products were originally curated for subscription boxes and direct-to-consumer sales. With the brand no longer operating, this inventory won’t be restocked.
Unless noted otherwise, all items are unused and in their original packaging, but the packaging may show light wear from storage or transit. We don’t source directly from manufacturers — just from interesting places with great deals — so while the product is new, the box might have a little character.
