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Unfiltered Bundle | Chaos to Clean(ish)

Unfiltered Bundle | Chaos to Clean(ish)

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Because perfection is overrated and clean-ish still counts.

The Chaos to Clean(ish) Edition is built for those “I guess I’ll deal with it” days. This bundle pairs adult humor with just enough motivation to move the mess from overwhelming to manageable.

Inside, you’ll find a bold glass spray bottle for tackling whatever you’ve been ignoring, a no-nonsense (and very honest) to-do list to help you prioritize realistically, cozy scrunchies for throwing your hair up and getting to work, and a candle to make the chaos feel a little more tolerable. The mug is there for fuel, because no real cleaning happens without caffeine.

It’s not about deep cleaning.
It’s about making progress… clean-ish style.

Adult humor included. Not for the easily offended.

Bundle Includes:

  • B*tch Be Gone 16 oz Clear glass spray bottle
  • Not Worried about It 8x5in Notepad
  • A Set of Two Scrunchies
  • Brown sugar scented 6oz Soy Blend Candle
  • 15oz Do Not Disturb Ceramic Mug

Condition: Chapter 1 (New)

The Story Behind the Find

This inventory was acquired in bulk from the now closed brand Smartass & Sass. These products were originally curated for subscription boxes and direct-to-consumer sales. With the brand no longer operating, this inventory won’t be restocked.
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The Condition of Our Finds

Unless noted otherwise, all items are unused and in their original packaging, but the packaging may show light wear from storage or transit. We don’t source directly from manufacturers — just from interesting places with great deals — so while the product is new, the box might have a little character.

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