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I Wake Up Every Morning and Piss Excellence – 20 oz Black Tumbler

I Wake Up Every Morning and Piss Excellence – 20 oz Black Tumbler

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$8.00 USD
$8.00 USD
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Confidence in a cup: “I wake up every morning and piss excellence.” This 20 oz black Polar Camel tumbler keeps your drink hot or cold with double-wall insulation—perfect for those who start the day like a legend. No lid included. Hand wash only. Do not microwave.

Condition: Chapter 1 (New)

The Story Behind the Price

We found these tumblers as part of a business liquidation lot—a little overlooked inventory with plenty of life left in it. That’s the kind of discovery we love at The Storied Shelf: everyday items with character, offered at a price that feels as easy as your first cup of coffee.
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The Condition of Our Finds

Unless noted otherwise, all items are unused and in their original packaging, but the packaging may show light wear from storage or transit. We don’t source directly from manufacturers — just from interesting places with great deals — so while the product is new, the box might have a little character.

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