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Groovy Things Raccoon “Eat Sh*t and Die” Womens Crew Socks

Groovy Things Raccoon “Eat Sh*t and Die” Womens Crew Socks

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These novelty crew socks feature a mischievous raccoon enjoying a snack alongside the bold phrase “Eat Sh*t and Die.” A humorous and sarcastic design that makes a fun gag gift or conversation starter.

  • Brand: Groovy Things Co.
  • Style: Women’s Crew Socks
  • Size: One Size Fits Most
  • Design: Raccoon with cookie graphic and humorous phrase

Material:

  • 43% Combed Cotton
  • 27% Polyester
  • 27% Nylon
  • 3% Spandex

Perfect for anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor, novelty socks, or quirky accessories.

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The Story Behind the Find

This inventory was acquired in bulk from the now closed brand Smartass & Sass. These products were originally curated for subscription boxes and direct-to-consumer sales. With the brand no longer operating, this inventory won’t be restocked.
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