This tote says what everyone else is thinking, and does it with fries. Featuring an all-over french fry and salt shaker print and the bold phrase “Don’t Be a Salty Bitch” printed on both sides, this canvas tote brings personality from every angle.
Made from sturdy canvas with reinforced straps, it’s built for everyday hauling: groceries, beach gear, errands, or whatever chaos you’re carrying around. Neutral tones keep it easy to style, while the double-sided design makes sure the message always lands. Functional, reusable, and just the right amount of attitude.
Approximate Measurements: 14" x 18" x 6" Handle Drop: approximately 11"
Condition: Chapter 1 (New)
The Story Behind the Find
This inventory was acquired in bulk from the now closed brand Smartass & Sass. These products were originally curated for subscription boxes and direct-to-consumer sales. With the brand no longer operating, this inventory won’t be restocked.
Unless noted otherwise, all items are unused and in their original packaging, but the packaging may show light wear from storage or transit. We don’t source directly from manufacturers — just from interesting places with great deals — so while the product is new, the box might have a little character.
