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Warning: Retired Person Knows Everything and Has Plenty of Time to Tell It – 15 oz Black Polar Camel Coffee Mug

Warning: Retired Person Knows Everything and Has Plenty of Time to Tell It – 15 oz Black Polar Camel Coffee Mug

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They’ve earned their wisdom—and now they’ve got all day to share it. This 15 oz black Polar Camel mug reads: “Warning: Retired person knows everything and has plenty of time to tell it.” Double-wall insulated to keep coffee hot while the stories roll. No lid included. Hand wash only. Do not microwave.

Condition: Chapter 1 (New)

The Story Behind the Find

We found these mugs as part of a business liquidation lot—a little overlooked inventory with plenty of life left in it. That’s the kind of discovery we love at The Storied Shelf: everyday items with character, offered at a price that feels as easy as your first cup of coffee.
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