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Don’t Be a Salty B* Canvas Tote Bag

Don’t Be a Salty B* Canvas Tote Bag

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This tote says what everyone else is thinking, and does it with fries. Featuring an all-over french fry and salt shaker print and the bold phrase “Don’t Be a Salty Bitch” printed on both sides, this canvas tote brings personality from every angle.

Made from sturdy canvas with reinforced straps, it’s built for everyday hauling: groceries, beach gear, errands, or whatever chaos you’re carrying around. Neutral tones keep it easy to style, while the double-sided design makes sure the message always lands. Functional, reusable, and just the right amount of attitude.

Approximate Measurements: 14" x 18" x 6"
Handle Drop: approximately 11"

Condition: Chapter 1 (New)

The Story Behind the Find

This inventory was acquired in bulk from the now closed brand Smartass & Sass. These products were originally curated for subscription boxes and direct-to-consumer sales. With the brand no longer operating, this inventory won’t be restocked.
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Most items at The Storied Shelf are new and unused, although packaging may show light wear from storage or transit. Vintage and pre-owned finds are clearly marked and include detailed photos and condition notes. Since we source from unexpected places rather than directly from manufacturers, every find may have a little character.

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