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“No One Cares / SHHH” Unisex Crew Socks

“No One Cares / SHHH” Unisex Crew Socks

990+ in stock
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Regular price $3.00
Regular price $10.00 Sale price $3.00
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These socks say what you’re already thinking, without you having to say a word. One sock reads “NO ONE CARES,” the other “SHHH,” making them the perfect mix of sarcasm, comfort, and unapologetic attitude. Designed for everyday wear with a soft, stretchy fit, these unisex crew socks are made for people who appreciate humor with a little edge.

Condition: Chapter 1 (New)

The Story Behind the Find

This inventory was acquired in bulk from the now closed brand Smartass & Sass. These products were originally curated for subscription boxes and direct-to-consumer sales. With the brand no longer operating, this inventory won’t be restocked.

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The Condition of Our Finds

Most items at The Storied Shelf are new and unused, although packaging may show light wear from storage or transit. Vintage and pre-owned finds are clearly marked and include detailed photos and condition notes. Since we source from unexpected places rather than directly from manufacturers, every find may have a little character.